Untitled Cell Phone Arachnid

The Untitled Cell Phone Arachnid is a classification of Araneae, resembling cellular phones due to several genetic factors. UCPAs have been deemed "Threat: HIGH" by the Consfia Military, and anyone suspected to be a UCPA or unmarked phones in public areas should be reported to the nearest authorities and isolated.

Genetic differences of UCPAs from normal Araneae include:

UCPAs are highly sentient, and most-- if not all-- are sociopathic. The only true motivation of most UCPAs is to assimilate humans/humanoids in positions of power, as to advance the power of the species as a whole. So far, the UCPA has only taken control of their home reality, ^-.; Κβια, home of the Terranoidas Exodus'a Machinas; and Moscow, Russia, of Keiben Hoiser A.
 * High amounts of iron in blood, concentrated to look like a number of colors. This causes a 'plastic' look.
 * Translucent skin near the center of the UCPA. A bio-luminescent organ within causes a soft glow when a small bump is pressed (see below). The organ begins to feed on human brainwaves, as to sense the activator.
 * A small, pimple-like bump near the top of the UCPA. When pressed, this sends a pain reaction to the UCPA, causing the UCPA to become aware of the presence of humans.
 * The ability to mimic sounds. (Ringing, voices, etc.)
 * Complete blindness.
 * The ability to attach the legs to the area around the ear, causing the human consciousness to die off, and be replaced by the UCPA.
 * Sapience.
 * Sentience.

Again, it is important that any suspicious activity seemingly connected to a UCPA is to be reported imminently. No excuses shall be tolerated.

"Remember! Whoever they look like is not who they are." - Us Against Them: A Look at Our Phones, a PSA against UCPA governing